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 Text Box: MY STATE ALASKA Text Box: EM3 1958-62 Chidester, David L. Soldotna

Text Box: MY STATE MAINE Text Box: HM2 1960-63 Hansen, Leslie Stanford

Text Box: MY STATE NEW HAMPSHIRE Text Box: EM 1945-46 Huneven, Robert Newport YN2 1952-54 Newton, Lyle Rindge EM 1953-54 Bacon, David Charlestown BM2 1967-69 Norcross, Peter Merrimack

Text Box: MY STATE CONNECTICUT Text Box: MY STATE MARYLAND Text Box: HM2 1951-52 Reinheimer, Theodore Southbury SKC 1960-63 Vasily, John Darien BT 1965-68 Muzzy, George East Hartford

Text Box: EM3 1950-51 Whitley, Daniel Silver Springs FP 1950-51 Reeves, David Glen Burnie LT 1953-55 Sandrock, John Parkton LTjg 1956-57 Stoppelwerth, Walter Bethesda GM 1963-65 Sandwisch, Larry Dunkirk

Text Box: Located in the heart of downtown Corpus Christi, The Marina Grand Hotel is within minutes of the USS Lexington Museum, Texas State Aquarium, The Columbus Fleet, Science and History Museum, Bayfront Plaza Convention Center and the downtown entertainment district.  MAKE YOUR RESERVATIONS NOW!!!

Text Box: Chapter 1: THE PERKS OF BEING OVER 50 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run a marathon. 4. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 5. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 6. Things you buy now won't wear out. 7. You can live without sex but not without glasses. 8. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 9. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it. 10. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 11. Your secrets are safe with your friends because,        they can't remember them either. Chapter 2: GAMES FOR WHEN YOU ARE OLDER 1. Sag, You're it. 2. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket. 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. 6. Doc, Doc, Goose. 7. Simon says something incoherent. 8. Hide and go pee. 9. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta. 10. Musical recliners. Chapter 3: SIGNS OF WEAR "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!" "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. "OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door. "OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. "OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. "OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police. "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today. "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot. "OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.                                                                                      Submitted by: Gene Klebacher  (BT2   1965-68)

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