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Text Box:                How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?

1.      Golden Retriever:  The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives
        ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
2.      Border Collie:  Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
3.      Dachshund:  You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
4.      Rottweiler:  Make me.
5.      Boxer:  Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
6.      Lab:  Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I?
         Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
7.      German Shepherd:  I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, 
        check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol
         to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
8.      Jack Russell Terrier:  I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and
        furniture.
9.      Old English Sheep Dog:  Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
10.    Cocker Spaniel:  Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
11.    Chihuahua:  Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
12.    Pointer:  I see it, there it is, there it is, right there?
13.    Greyhound:  It isn't moving. Who cares?
14.    Australian Shepherd:  First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle
15.    Poodle:  I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he
        finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
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